We all need a little humor to lighten up
our day -
so here are some tips sure to put a smile on your face!
#10. Only eat foods that you
can personally catch or harvest with your own hands.
#9. Only eat foods that
start with the letter ‘z’.
#8. Eat only seasonal items, like
reindeer, elves, pine cones, and poinsettia salad.
#7. Wash your Christmas
cookie before eating them.
#6. Set a time after which
you will not eat...like 10:30 pm, the night before.
#5. Avoid Stress- take
Valium instead of food, it has fewer calories.
#4. Increase activity.
Instead of using elevators and escalators, buy some mountain climbing
equipment and scale the outside of the building.
#3. Avoid all nuts and fruitcakes-
such as Weird Uncle Henry and your crazy sister-in-law Bertha.
#2. Become pregnant two week
before Thanksgiving, so that you’ll be nauseated all the time during
And here it
is...the Top Number One Tip!
#1. Don’t stop on the way home
from Holiday parties and eat the road kill! (Darn - ruins all the
fun, doesn't it?!)